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Written by Grouchy Joe   
I was on the bus today when I saw this young man sitting in front of me. And then it hit me--there is something wrong with the kids these days!

This kid was wearing two big gold hoops on his ears! And a big gold chain around his neck! He looked like a pretty little girl.

I had to take off my glasses, wipe 'em clean, and then take another look to be sure. But there he was, a boy with earrings and a necklace! I couldn't believe it!

I think this idjit was really mixed up. Boys don't wear jewelry--girls do!

I'm not making this up. This really happened. I'm being totally honest here!

Has anyone ever heard of anything so funny? I mean it was like he was a damned pirate! I tell ya, this idjit should have had a black eye-patch and a parrot on his shoulder, to round out the costume. It makes me chuckle now just thinking about it.

So how come these hippies always have to sit near me? Wherever I go, there are all these hippie kids. I can't go anywhere without the damned hippie kids following me around!

What crazy thing will these idjits do next? Are they going to start piercing their noses?
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