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Written by Grouchy Joe
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What kind of idjit is Dennis Tito!?!
This guy paid twenty million dollars to the Commies so he could go for
a ride up in outer space for a vacation!
For 20 million
dollars, I could buy all the white leather belts in the world. I'd be
like a king! What do you think that the Commies will do with that money?
They'll be sure to make more nukes or make more Vodka to force on our
kids! Those bunch of idjits!
I take my wife to Florida every year for our vacation and she loves it.
Is Florida not good enough for you, Tito? Don't you love your country,
Tito? Why do you got to fly around in outer space with your new comrades,
travelling around the world. If you like those Ruskies so much, why don't
you move there? America should only be for us people who love it!
Hell, you're lucky that some patriot didn't shoot down your rocket for
betraying your country!
Well, I guess you're home now and pretty pleased with yourself for travelling
the world. But do you want to know a little secret there, Tito? I've traveled
around the world too; and it didn't cost me no 20 million dollars, neither!
Back in '62 I traveled around the world with the merchant marines. And
I even got paid for it!
Grouchy Joe, proud American dammit.
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