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Those Idjits Have All The Luck |
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Written by Grouchy Joe
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Want to know what I really hate these days? Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway; I hate people with dumb luck!
You know what people I'm talking about. I'm talking about those idjits
that win the lottery even though I've been playing it for a lot longer.
I'm talking about the nincompoops that win the Bingo Jackpot on their
very first dabber. They get a ringer on their very first horseshoe
toss, and they get a good kidney on their very first transplant!
Why can't the rest of us stiffs catch a break? Why can't we beat the odds and get a stroke of good luck from time to time?
Why are we the last to find out about the Early Bird Specials? Why are
we the last to hear about the cribbage tournaments? Why do we always
have to come in second?
Well, I'll tell ya, the good ol' U.S. of A. was not founded on winning the silver, it was founded on winning!
So, I'll tell you right now, the next lucky person who I come across is
going to win a punch in the face from yours truly! Let's see how they
like that prize!
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