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Written by Grouchy Joe
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Back in WWII I was given a medal for mowing down 11 Krauts with a Sherman
tank, after I had run out of ammunition. The medal was pinned on my chest
by Two-Star General Roger Tompkins himself. And they called me a hero.
Last week I accidently
knocked down two people with my '79 Plymouth Fury and now the damn Department
of Motor Vehicles is trying to take away my license!
It's not like I killed either of them!
If they didn't
want to be hit by my car, they should have been more careful! I mean,
why do people have to cross the street at intersections anyway?!? There
are traffic lights, cars stopping and cars turning. The intersection is
the most dangerous place to cross the street!
Sure they were being wussy crybabies about it--calling me all sorts of
names, and pleading for me to call them an ambulance. But deep down I
know that if a war broke out, they'd be glad to have me on the side of
the good ol' U. S. of A!
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