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Written by Grouchy Joe   

What is with this gay adoption racket that I keep hearing about? Some idjits say that these so-called gay "couples" shouldn't be allowed to raise kids. I guess that these conservatives are all afraid that the kids are going to grow up gay or something.

The liberal idjits are saying that these gay couples would provide a decent, loving home to raise kids in. They also say that gay parents would be good parents and raise kids up right to be happy and loving and all that mush.

The thing that I don't get is, if these are the sides to this here argument, what's the problem? The government should just make a law that's good for both teams. Same-sex couples should be allowed to adopt, but they should only be allowed to adopt gay kids.

"What's that, Bobby? You want to grow up to be a male nurse? You can go with Mr. and Mr. Thompson."

"What's that, Suzie? You want to grow up to be a high school gym teacher? You can go with Ms. and Ms. Reynolds."

There ya go--everyone is happy! I tell ya, I should be running this country!
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