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Written by Grouchy Joe   
Dag Nabbit, what is going on? Has everyone become an idjit?!?

I was yelling at some kids that were laughing and running in the park yesterday and I saw two longhairs kissing. I guess that there was no peace rally for these hippies to be at. You should have seen the hair on the man; he looked like a woman for crying out loud!

When I walked by, I told him to get a haircut. The couple stopped kissing and looked at me. Then I saw it was two women kissing! Women aren't supposed to kiss women--men are supposed to kiss women!

I walked right up to a police officer standing on the sidewalk and told him that two women were kissing in the park. I thought that he was going to arrest them, but he just nodded calmly like this kind of thing goes on all the time!

I couldn't believe this idjit! He didn't get upset at all!

I figured that he must be daft so I tried to explain it to him more clearly that two women were kissing each other in the park and instead of getting out his handcuffs he just nodded again! I asked him what he thought about it and he just said that they must be Lesbians.

Lesbians!?!

Well, I don't know where that is, but I think those two women should stop kissing in my park and go back to Lesbia!
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