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Why are these genetic scientists such friggin' idjits? Do they think
that just because they have those special labcoats, that it gives them
to right to play God? It scares the living poop out of me that these
kids have the capability of changing the genetic code in my DNA.
I
tell you, I was in the park the other day feeding banana bread to the
pigeons, when I noticed some of these experiments walking right before
my eyes!
They were these two Asian kids, not more than
fifteen I'd say, and they both had blonde hair! Is this what God had
intended? Will we all just able to push a few buttons on a computer,
and order our children in whatever size and colour we want?
I
tell you, I should have been suspicious years ago when I saw that
African-American fellow with the rainbow-coloured afro at all the ball
games.
Now, wherever I go, I see kids with blue hair, kids with pink hair, and kids with no hair at all!
I
think that these scientists should find better things to do with their
time than fiddle with the pigment in our hair. How about finding a cure
for arthritis, or developing turkeys that don't dry out when you cook
them? And where were those extra drumsticks they promised us years ago?
We
need to tell these yuppie scientists to smarten the hell up, because I
can't wait forever for these idjits to invent the fountain of youth.
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